Loony Limericks

Was in the mood to write some limericks. May not make sense, but what the heck :)

There was once a boy named Sam
Who wud always pig out on ham
He’d forget his date
Make her wait
And say I was stuck in a jam

There was a girl in school
Who loved a swim in the pool
Her name was Julie
She was roly poly
And she’d never fit on a stool

There was a love struck dog
Who met his girl at a jog
Her bark was sweet
She surely was a treat
But she’d always sleep like a log